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10 stupid questions for Mo’Ney Thomas

Written by Shae Wofford

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People say there are no stupid questions but my goal is to go around and ask I person from each grade 10 random question that don’t always make sense. This week I asked my question to Maya Wright in 9^th grade, Alura William in 10^th grade, Naomi Purnell in the 11^th grade and Mo’Ney Thomas in the 12^th grade. Today, we touch base with Mo’Ney…

#1 Why do 24 hours, 7 day a week (including holidays) supermarkets have lock on their door.

Mo’Ney: Because at some point they might lock up.

#2 Why do they cotton swab the guys arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?

Mo’Ney: To make sure it doesn’t get infected.

#3 Why is it that rain drops and snow falls?

Mo’Ney: Because rain is heavy and snow is light.

#4 If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?

Mo’Ney: Nothing.

#5 In you next life you would love to be:

Mo’Ney: A Butterfly.

#6 Do bald men wash their heads with shampoo or soap?

Mo’Ney: Soap.

#7 Why are obituaries in the living section?

Mo’Ney: Because they want you to keep them alive in your heart while you’re reading about them being dead.

#8 Why is a man who invests all his money called a “broker”?

Mo’Ney: Cause he breaks other people.

#9 If FedEx & UPS merged together would they be called Fed Up?

Mo’Ney: No, I would call the Up Fex.

#10 Were these questions stupid?

Mo’Ney: Yeah!