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Jordan McDonald’s Living on the edge: The 9 worst celebrity baby names

These are people we look up to, people whose places we want to take someday, but the last thing we want is the names of their children.

1. Tu Morrow – Daughter of actor Rob Morrow – you can tell this name wasn’t thought out at all – or if Mr. and Mrs. Morrow were even sober when they came up with it. I just hope this little girl has a strong mind, wouldn’t want her to commit suicide from the amount of crap she’ll have to take for the rest of her life about this name.

2. Zuma Nesta Rock – Not a suicide-inducing name, but a bad one nonetheless. I’m a fan of Gavin Rossdale. I like his band Institute. I’m not a fan of his wife Gwen Stefani, but I am even less a fan of the name they came up with for their second son, born in 2008. It appears that old Gavin is more famous than I thought he was. The name he picked for his son says it all.

3. Moxie Crimefighter – (facepalm) Put it like this, if Microsoft Word puts a red line under a name, then something’s wrong. You’re supposed to give your kids names, not job descriptions. It’s not like she’ll grow up to be a cop anyway, not when she’s a celebrity’s daughter. Where do these people get off giving their kids names like this? Lately they’ve started to become less like names and more like words, and that’s proven with this one. Penn Jillette, find some priorities, ASAP.

4. Pilot Inspektor – This one’s even worse, considering that Pilot Inspektor isn’t even a real job, not even with the spelling correction. I’ll admit, it sounds cooler than the other ones. Nice work, Jason Lee.

5. Audio Science – Sounds like a regular college major….almost

6. Princess Tiaamii – This little girl is a human being, not a poodle. Katie Price, I really don’t understand you’re thought process behind all of this.

7. Jermajesty – What would you expect from Jermaine Jackson, or any of the Jacksons for that matter?

8. Apple – I’ll never forget this one. Not the worst name out of all of these, but still a bad one.

9. Banjo – Does Rachel Griffiths realize she just named her child the ugly sister of the guitar? She may as well have just named him New Jersey.

Has anyone noticed that it’s always the babies that have the terrible names? The parents’ names are always normal.