Senior (Citizen) of the Week: Mr. Denlinger

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Mr. Denlinger is a great man

Mr. Denlinger is a man’s man

Mr. Denlinger is donut man

Mr. Denlinger is a farming man

 

He has a mediocre farm

Farm is all he does

5 chickens, 2 sheep, one horse

But he has no cows

He has no Milk

 

His bbbones are bbbrittle

He has a calcium deficiency

He needs more Milk

Milk, Milk, Milk, Milk

 

Mr. Denlinger likes a good donut

Eats them in his pastime

Mr. Naveh smells like coconut

Coconut and lime

 

His name is Teddy BBBear

Short for Ted

Next time you see him

Call him Teddy BBBear

 

Credit to Jordan, Isaac, and the one ugly smelly kid (Eli) for giving me some dank ideas. 

 

“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.”

– Mr. Denlinger

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