Senior (Citizen) of the Week: Mr. Denlinger
February 21, 2017
Mr. Denlinger is a great man
Mr. Denlinger is a man’s man
Mr. Denlinger is donut man
Mr. Denlinger is a farming man
He has a mediocre farm
Farm is all he does
5 chickens, 2 sheep, one horse
But he has no cows
He has no Milk
His bbbones are bbbrittle
He has a calcium deficiency
He needs more Milk
Milk, Milk, Milk, Milk
Mr. Denlinger likes a good donut
Eats them in his pastime
Mr. Naveh smells like coconut
Coconut and lime
His name is Teddy BBBear
Short for Ted
Next time you see him
Call him Teddy BBBear
Credit to Jordan, Isaac, and the one ugly smelly kid (Eli) for giving me some dank ideas.
“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.”
– Mr. Denlinger
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